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Storm Blew Away
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

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Pregnant Wife
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Wife: "I'm pregnant...."

Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!"

Wife: "No, no you’re not."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Deathbed Wishes
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A man on his deathbed is telling his friend his final wishes.

Man: "I have two final wishes."

Friend: "What are they?"

Man: "First, I'd like my remains scattered over Disney Land."

Friend: "And second?"

Man: "Second, I don't want to be cremated."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Think She Misses Me?
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My ex-wife was on vacation in New Orleans and sent me a picture of one of the famous cemeteries with the graves above ground...

The caption read: "WISH YOU WERE HERE!"

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posted by "barber7796" |