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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?


MI-TO-SIS!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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You should always be nice to your children...

...they pick which nursing home you go to when you get really old!

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"

"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.

Dead-panned, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk to the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

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posted by "HENNE" |