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A guy brings a dog to a bar and says he’s the smartest dog in the world.

Guy asks him: Name a character from West Side Story?

Dog: Riff Riff!

Guy asks him: What covers a building or a house?

Dog: Roof Roof!

Guy asks him: Who’s the best baseball player ever?

Dog: Ruth Ruth!

Bartender kicks them both out of the bar.

Dog: What went wrong? Should I have said Cy Young?

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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You know what really makes me sick?

The Flu.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

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posted by "Toni Kay Davis" |
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Why do Pirate's bury treasure?

Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.

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posted by "CMatthewC" |