Latest Jokes

Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?

Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?"

Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”

Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?

A: Wee paws for station identification.

Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?

A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”