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Favorite this joke A music store was robbed last week...
Thieves made away with the lute.
The bank robber enters the bank with his gun drawn in plain sight.
He walks to the middle of the lobby, pauses for a few seconds, turns around a couple of times, and then approaches a teller.
Then scratching his temple with the gun barrel, he says to the teller, "Do you ever enter a room and forget why?"
A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?”
“Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married...
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
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