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Teacher Interruptions
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Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'."

Bobby: "I is..."

Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'."

Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How Many Fingers
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The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"

Susan: "Ten."

Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"

Susan: "No more piano lessons."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Opaque
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The meaning of opaque is unclear. 

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What Have You Got
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If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

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