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Favorite this joke What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and an angry spouse yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking once back inside.
Two guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song "Yes, we have no bananas".
Guy 1: I love this song!
Guy 2: Yes. I think it's written by Mozart.
Guy 1: Of course it's not. They didn't make swing music in Mozart's time.
Guy 2: Yes they did!
Guy 1: You're stupid! They didn't even have bananas back then.
Guy 2: I know, that's the name of the song!
My friend seemed really down as we were having an after work visit to the local bar. After a few beers he finally shared his story. "I finally snapped. Last night while I was going over the bills, I discovered how much money my wife squanders and I hit the roof. I stormed into the bedroom and gave her a lecture on economy and thrift.”
“Did it help?”
“I’ll say. Tomorrow we’re selling my boat and sailing equipment.”
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