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Favorite this joke A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but he was so timid that he never had the courage to speak to her.
In fact, he told his therapist that every time he got near her, he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.
"Well," his therapist responded, "if you want to get the girl, you'll just have to be a little boulder!"
Two guys sitting in a football stadium waiting for the game to start.
One turns to the other and says, “I hope the rain keeps up!”
“Oh, why?”
“So it doesn’t come down!”
Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?”
Dad: (hands son a phone) “Okay, now just call someone.”
Son: “Why can’t you do it?”
Dad: “Because that would be a DADdial.”
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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