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I ordered from a catalog product number 699.

Today, I I received a package with the number 669 on the side.

I called customer service and my they told me to turn the package over.

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How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Have you ever wondered...

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him. "Get in," the driver ordered. "I'll take you to your car."

Startled, Wayne took a step backward. " thanks," he answered. "I can get there myself."

"No!" the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. "Get in!"

Wayne's eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard.

Just then, the driver's face softened. "Please," he said, "I've been driving up and down for two hours. I can't find a space to park, and I want yours."

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posted by "wadejagz" |