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$15.00 won 3 votes

My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Sign inside a bowling alley:

"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

2 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes
 

How come nailing something down is good...

But screwing something up is bad?

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 5 votes

As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...

But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |