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Favorite this joke During a recent meeting of the local Optimist Club, they challenged one another to come up with an inspirational sentence using the word countenance.
This was the winning entry: "I put a cheerful countenance on people every day."
It was submitted by our local funeral director.
One of the oldest dances popular in D.C. has a new name: The Politician.
"All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around."
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I’ll let you know.
Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it...
Guess I really am... Independent!
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