“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I?”
“That’s right my clever girl!”
“That makes sense, because mommy still has hers.”
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!
Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'."
Bobby: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'."
Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"
Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"
Susan: "No more piano lessons."