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Favorite this joke The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."
Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years.
I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..."
She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"
Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."
Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."
Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"
I'm always in the right place!
Unfortunately it's always at the wrong time.
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