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Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing?

He was just checking his balance.

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children."

St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives."

St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."

St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But... you can only stay for three days. After that, you got to go!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing...

Except at a funeral.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Doctor, what's going on?" asked the concerned father-to-be.

"Don't worry," said the doctor, "those are just contractions."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |