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$7.00 won 3 votes

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman.

“Anywhere from $2 to $2,000.”

“Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer.

The salesman put the device around the man’s neck and said, “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.”

“How does it work?” asked the customer.

“For $2, it doesn’t work,” said the salesman. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder!”

3 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
1 votes

Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo.

Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Daddy," Benny said finally, "if the lion got out of his cage and ate you up..."

"Yes, son?" Benny's father said expectantly.

Benny continued, "What bus should I take home?

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!"

"What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?"

"Well," replied the householder, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises here in exactly the same condition in which I found them."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |