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Favorite this joke What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathemachicken.
Me: I'm very sorry, but my dog ate my homework.
Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me: ...
Prof: ...
Me: Well, it took him a couple bytes.
Node: Was aware of (past tense of Know)
Outpatient: Fainted
Pap smear: Fatherhood test
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Prostate: Flat on your back
Protein: Favoring young people
Rectum: Dang near killed 'em
Seizure: Roman Emperor
Serology: Study of Knighthood
Tumor: An extra pair
Urine: Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose: Located near by
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