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Favorite this joke Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day.
His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?"
Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news, "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979!"
"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac!"
The wife was angry. The man then said," Ask me any question and I'll answer honestly."
The wife asked," What were you doing last night?"
The man answered, "Honestly?"
Legend says the man is now single.
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"
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