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A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

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posted by "?Or#" |
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Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day.

His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?"

Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

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posted by "maryjones" |
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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news, "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979!"

"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The wife was angry. The man then said," Ask me any question and I'll answer honestly."

The wife asked," What were you doing last night?"

The man answered, "Honestly?"

Legend says the man is now single.

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posted by "Jenmo1" |