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What is ambition?

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.

Who won?

The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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I was in an art creating contest.

It was pretty boring.

It ended in a draw.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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A 4 year old boy was asked to give thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.

Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited.

After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

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posted by "HENNE" |