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Favorite this joke What do you get when you cross a banana with a red silk dress?
A pink slip.
In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep.
The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, "Your fly is open."
The heart doctor blushed.
A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, "Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?"
"No, not a grapefruit."
"Is she shaped like an orange?"
"Um no, not an orange."
"Is she shaped like an egg?"
Man's face lights up, "Yes, that's it! Like a fried egg!"
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