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An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money.

"Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills."

"And what about the rest?" the reporter continued.

The farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait."

2 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Your mama's teeth are so rotten...

When she smiles... it looks like dice!

7 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Two lazy-bones are fast asleep. A thief comes in, pulls the blanket from the bed, and makes off with it. One of them is aware of what happened and says to the other, "Get up! Go after the guy who stole our blanket!"

The other responds, "Forget it. When he comes back to take the mattress, let's grab him then."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |
2 votes

A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, "Hey, you gave me the wrong change!"

"Sir, you stepped away from the counter," said the cashier. "We don't make corrections after you leave. There's nothing I can do about it now. That's the policy of this bank."

"Well, okay, I understand," answered the customer. "Just thought you'd like to know that you gave me an extra twenty. Bye!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |