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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OH! Styling gel, Mousse, Something...?"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Pshark1998" |
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Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
5 votes

What's the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?

One watches steals and the other steals watches.

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posted by "wadejagz" |