We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster!
“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.