Latest Jokes

Three worms poke out of the ground.

Talking about the third worm, the first worm says to the second, ”Who’s that?”

The second worm says, ”You could say that’s my better half.”

The first worm says, ”You're married?”

The second worm says, ”No, it’s my butt.”

”Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!”

”Keep it down, sir, or everyone will want one.”

A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having a heart attack. The girl asks people around the street. And a man approached.

Girl: Help, are you a doctor?

Man: I am a doctor. What’s going on?

Girl: A Heart Attack!

Man: I am doctor in mathematics.

Girl: He is going to die.

Man: Prove it!

A man goes into the doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’ve swallowed a watch. What should I do?”

“Take these pills,” says the doctor. “They should help you pass the time.”