Latest Jokes

If at first you don't succeed...

There's always second base!

Man: I just got back from a real pleasure trip.

Friend: Where did you go?

Man: I took my mother-in-law to the airport!

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.

He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".

A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.

Financially I'm set for life...

Provided I don't live past next Wednesday!