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Little Johnny and his younger sister Everleigh were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.

"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Johnny asked excitedly.

"No," replied Everleigh.

"Well don't touch it then!" Johnny shouted. "I just took a bite and went blind!"

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First grade teacher: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is 'gross' and the other is 'cool.'"

Rachel: "Yeah? So, what are the words?"

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A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."

"That's what you think," the man laughed. "I'm the father of THREE children."

The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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On their second anniversary, a husband sent flowers to his wife at the office.

He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2!" on the card.

She was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card: "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."

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posted by "wadejagz" |