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Son away at college: If it's clean it goes on the floor. If it's dirty it goes on the floor over there.
Husband while wife is away: If I just take things out of the hamper as I need them, I do not have anything to fold.
Wife: With the amount of laundry I do, there must be more people living in this house!
If at first you don't succeed...
There's always second base!
Man: I just got back from a real pleasure trip.
Friend: Where did you go?
Man: I took my mother-in-law to the airport!
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.
He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".
A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.
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