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My Wife Kicked Me Out
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My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad.

But don’t worry...

I’ll return!

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CATEGORY Entertainment Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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The Glaciers
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Yellowstone tourist: "Look at all those big rocks! Wherever did they come from?"

Yellowstone guide: "The glaciers brought them down."

Tourist (cluelessly): "But where are the glaciers?"

Guide (wearily): "The glaciers ... have gone back for more rocks."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What's in a Name?
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A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

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posted by "merk" |
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Unusually Cold Winter
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The farmers almanac has predicted a much colder winter than normal.

I have been observing squirrels and they are collecting more nuts than normal.

Which makes me wonder where my 3 cousins have disappeared to???

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |