Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station.
One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other replies, "We'll lie and say we only found two."
While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?
To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
A not so bright student was asking why we studied only civics in school...
He wants to study other cars as well and not show favoritism towards Honda products!