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Are You A Mite?
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A fly feels a bug on its back.

"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.

"I 'might' be," giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly..."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Benjones" |
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A Tale of Two Chickens
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Two chickens were at a crossroad. One road led to KFC and the other one led to Popeyes.

The two chickens decided to part ways. The chicken that went to KFC was killed immediately. The chicken that went to Popeyes was left alone.

He forgot to bring his own bun.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "LasVegasChic" |
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Special Dog and Cat Books
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A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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Have You Read Marx?
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Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |