Latest Jokes

BOSS: "What should we call this giant advertising board?"

PHIL: "A philboard!"

BILL: "No, wait... I have a better idea!"

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe!"

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.