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$6.00 won 6 votes

A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”

A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”

6 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2 votes

BOSS: "What should we call this giant advertising board?"

PHIL: "A philboard!"

BILL: "No, wait... I have a better idea!"

2 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
1 votes

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe!"

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???

The plot thickens...

2 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |