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$50.00 won 10 votes

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motor-home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment. "Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet."

The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter, as long as he or she fits in the cannon."

10 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly.

Little Johnny kept starring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

He said, very softly, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

8 votes

posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"

Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."

9 votes

posted by "Chloe2015" |
4 votes

Two old men are sitting on a bench. A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf. One of the men says, "See, that's what I will do when I win the lottery."

"What?" asks the other one confused.

"I will send my grass away for cutting!"

4 votes

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posted by "strider.glasgow" |