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Favorite this joke Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
What's the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?
One watches steals and the other steals watches.
Mary's list for the throughout the ages...
What I Want in a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
Why is 'o' the noisiest vowel?
Because all the others are in audible.
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