A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, "Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?"
"No, not a grapefruit."
"Is she shaped like an orange?"
"Um no, not an orange."
"Is she shaped like an egg?"
Man's face lights up, "Yes, that's it! Like a fried egg!"
My mom told me to clean the papers out of my room. Then she told me to empty the waste baskets from the bathrooms. Then she told me to take the kitchen garbage out. Then she told me to take the garbage cans to the street.
But I didn’t have to do any of that. You know why?
That was just trash talk!