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Favorite this joke Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?
A father in law.
As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm giving you a hand," I said. "What are you doing?"
"I'm stretching before my run."
A man came in late for work one day for the second time that week. His boss called him into her office and said, “What’s your excuse this time?”
He shrugged and said, “My clock didn’t go off and I overslept.”
She replied, “You could at least tell me something I haven’t heard before.”
He replied, “You are looking lovely today.”
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