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Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."

Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."

Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"

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posted by "Janice Marler" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

I'm always in the right place!

Unfortunately it's always at the wrong time.

5 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

5 votes

posted by "Magenta Sunrise" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A young secretary in my office was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had on her vacation. She then asked her boss for two weeks leave in which to get married.

"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"

"What, and ruin my vacation?" she whined.

7 votes

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posted by "Egbert" |