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I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences!

Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity.

"Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve."

Then the man in front of me piped up....

"You'd better get used to it now. Once those kids get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18."

Some puns leave me numb...

But math puns make me even number!