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Overheard at the race track...

Bettor: “I’m betting on a horse that is 20 to 1 and I can’t lose.

Friend: “What do you mean 'you can’t lose’?”

Bettor: “I can’t lose, the horse is starting at 20 to 1 and the race doesn’t start till 1.”

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posted by "Everleigh" |
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I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity.

"Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve."

Then the man in front of me piped up....

"You'd better get used to it now. Once those kids get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18."

4 votes

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posted by "merk" |