Bono & The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again!"
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware!"
Why did the cow go to the church house?
It heard they had a new Pastor!
Daughter: "My father always said he didn't like women that drove from the back seat."
Donna: "What did your mother say to that?"
Daughter: "She said that back seat drivers were no worse than men who cook from the dinning room table."