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Favorite this joke Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."
Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."
Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."
Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."
First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller."
Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week."
First man: "Right, that's the one they're looking for."
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''
2 Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, Sarge, why did you stop?"
The sarge replied, "Forget it, he's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."
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