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Moving On Up
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Mr. Smith who was out of work met Mr. Jones at the local coffee shop.

Mr. Jones: "I heard you were offered a job and turned it down?"

Mr. Smith: "Yes, it was to be the President/CEO of a new communications company. I turned it down as there was no room for advancement."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Pshark1998" |
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Shoes Off
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On a plane, a passenger noticed that the very elderly lady across the aisle was not wearing her shoes.

"Where are your shoes?" she inquired of the woman.

The lady replied, "A nice young lady told me I had to take them off for some kind of inspection. I waited but she never told me I could put them back on."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Ketchup Vision
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Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...

Heinz-sight is not 20/20!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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He's A Baseball Fan
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After Sunday mass, I wished aloud a blessed afternoon for our priest. "Enjoy your time with the angels!"

"Oh, no," he said. "I'm a Dodgers fan!"

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes
posted by "Ambergypsy" |