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Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."

Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."

Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"

Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Douglas" |
$25.00 won 3 votes
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How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.

What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.

What do bugs use to add things in school?
Moth-matics.

What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

How do trees go online?

They log-on of course.

4 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "shopin55" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |