Mr. Smith who was out of work met Mr. Jones at the local coffee shop.
Mr. Jones: "I heard you were offered a job and turned it down?"
Mr. Smith: "Yes, it was to be the President/CEO of a new communications company. I turned it down as there was no room for advancement."
On a plane, a passenger noticed that the very elderly lady across the aisle was not wearing her shoes.
"Where are your shoes?" she inquired of the woman.
The lady replied, "A nice young lady told me I had to take them off for some kind of inspection. I waited but she never told me I could put them back on."
Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...
Heinz-sight is not 20/20!
After Sunday mass, I wished aloud a blessed afternoon for our priest. "Enjoy your time with the angels!"
"Oh, no," he said. "I'm a Dodgers fan!"