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Favorite this joke Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?
Mom 2: What?
Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.
Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!
I just found out what a honeymooner's sandwich is!
It's "lettuce alone" with no bread.
While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, "Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?"
The young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the children, yes."
A paperboy said to a customer one day, "Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you."
"Gosh, that's nice to hear," said Smith, "but I'm kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late."
The paperboy said, "I know, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!"
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