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Went to the gym and there's a new machine.

I used it for an hour and felt sick.

Its good though, it does everything.

Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, etc...

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?

Mom 2: What?

Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.

Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!

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posted by "DebDCE" |