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Favorite this joke I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow. One day my daughter called home from college, and I announced to her, "I think it's time for us to talk about where I would like to be buried."
"It's way too soon to even think of anything like that," she snapped indignantly. Then there was a brief silence. "Wait a minute, did you say married or buried?"
When I repeated buried, she said, "Oh, okay, sure."
A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was $1.
“That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.”
So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register.
Mr. Smith who was out of work met Mr. Jones at the local coffee shop.
Mr. Jones: "I heard you were offered a job and turned it down?"
Mr. Smith: "Yes, it was to be the President/CEO of a new communications company. I turned it down as there was no room for advancement."
On a plane, a passenger noticed that the very elderly lady across the aisle was not wearing her shoes.
"Where are your shoes?" she inquired of the woman.
The lady replied, "A nice young lady told me I had to take them off for some kind of inspection. I waited but she never told me I could put them back on."
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