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After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility.

One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you think that hamster would have died if I hadn't looked after it?"

After a moment, her youngest son replied quizzically, "Once?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Overheard at my local fish market...

Fussy Patron: “I don’t like the looks of that codfish.”

Market Manager: “Well, if you want looks, why don’t you buy a gold fish?”

9 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
7 votes

Mother to music teacher: “Jimmy has been taking violin lessons for 6 weeks now. What suggestions do you have to assist my son in learning to play the violin?”

Music teacher: “A new bridge for his violin.”

Mother: “OK. Did his get broken?”

Music teacher: “No, I think it will help him get his music across.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Everleigh" |
9 votes

Bobbie to neighbor: “What are you getting your children for Christmas?”

Neighbor: “Well, if my husband doesn’t stop staying out until three in the morning, I’ll be getting my kids a new dad.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Everleigh" |