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Favorite this joke I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman.
After several questions, he asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"
There was an awkward silence. All of a sudden you heard, "I do."
The lawyer looks around the courtroom, and then turns to the judge. "Your Honour, I wasn't asking you, I was asking the jurors."
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A Tyrannochorus
4th Place
won
$12.00
Men are like coolers...
Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
8th Place
won
$7.00
A mother had been dragging her five year old son around the huge grocery store. After nearly 2 hours the little boy exclaimed, "I gotta rest mom, I'm really tired!"
"Only a couple more things," she replied.
Pointing his finger towards a doorway Timmy shouted, "Look Mom, we could go over there! It says 'Rest Room'!"
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