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From a store clerk:
"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."

"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."

"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one or give you a complete refund, whichever you prefer."


From my doctor:
"Of course I'll come by your house to check on you."

"Give me a call at home over the weekend if you're not feeling better."

"Sure, come on by this afternoon, we'll work you in."

"I'll call ahead and let them know the most you will pay for that test."

"Here, take these samples."

"Don't worry about it, there's no charge for that."

"I recommend you get a second opinion."

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  • Dan the Man 009 : Voted

    • Egbert : good ones you have 5 for this week. . i have onlyone for this week. voted

      • Benjones : good joke, hard to get them approved but when approved hope you get enough votes on multi jokes to finish in the money, all get my vote

        • barber7796 : welcome to ajokeaday.  love the way you worked this one. hope you finish in the money.  got my vote.

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