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Favorite this joke My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Rolls Royce.
“Wow,” I said. “That’s an amazing car.”
He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year!”
Why was the = sign so humble?
He knew that he wasn’t < or > than anyone else.
Theater patron 1: "There was a fire in the dressing room of the star backstage. The firemen were there for six hours."
Theater patron 2: "Am I understanding you correctly that it took six hours to put out a fire in the dressing room?"
Theater patron 1: "Oh no, it took only one hour to put out the fire. It took another five hours to put out the fireman."
Working at the unemployment office has to be a tense job...
For if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
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