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$6.00 won 10 votes

Theater patron 1: "There was a fire in the dressing room of the star backstage. The firemen were there for six hours."

Theater patron 2: "Am I understanding you correctly that it took six hours to put out a fire in the dressing room?"

Theater patron 1: "Oh no, it took only one hour to put out the fire. It took another five hours to put out the fireman."

10 votes

posted by "Pshark1998" |
5 votes

Working at the unemployment office has to be a tense job...

For if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

5 votes

posted by "sarsfieldk" |
6 votes

The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.

One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!"

There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.

The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he said. "Just think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"

6 votes

posted by "Retired Terp" |
4 votes

My girlfriend has started calling my hair “the economy”....

She says it's because my hair is showing signs of a recession.

4 votes

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posted by "sarsfieldk" |