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$7.00 won 8 votes

Luke: I remember the time I played against Yale in football. What a game it was."

Mark: "What position did you play?"

Luke: "In the first game I was left...."

Mark: "End?"

Luke: "Left out. In the second half I was back...."

Mark: "You were back in?"

Luke: "No, way back."

8 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
3 votes

One summer evening, a 3-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking."

The child responded, "Well, I appreciate your saying no."

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 10 votes

Ten-year-old Tommy greeted his sister's boy friend very enthusiastically, "That harmonica you gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I have ever had!"

"I'm glad you liked it," the boyfriend replies.

"Oh yeah! Mother gives me a quarter a day not to play it!"

10 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Everleigh" |
4 votes

Sign in a gas station:

'Coke -- $0.49 or Two for a Dollar!'

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |