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Favorite this joke Mary Jones was debating on the best means of dropping her current flame.
Her friend ask: "Are you worried because you think he'll tell lies about you?"
Mary answered: "I don't mind the lies, but if he ever tells the truth I will break his neck!"
Kid: Did you hear that there is a report of snew tomorrow.
Teacher: What's snew?
Kid: Nothing much, what's snew with you?
Cop: "Seen anything unusual?"
Me: "A dolphin with a hat, once."
Cop: "I mean around here."
Me: "Nah - they live in water."
I’m 30 years older than my wife. When she was born I was thirty times older than she.
When I was 40 she was 10 making me four times older.
When she was 20 years old I was 50 making me only 2.5 times older.
Last year when we married, she was 30 and I was 60, making me twice her age.
I figure before long we’ll be the same age...
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