Latest Jokes

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., a family took a side trip to Arlington, Virginia.

While there, the patriotic father pointed out a well-known building to his son.

"Son, you see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pentagon."

Zack met an old college friend who had never married and ask him about his bachelor status.

Zack: "Tom, haven't you ever met a girl you care for?"

Tom: "Oh yes, just last week I met a girl and fell in love at first sight."

Zack: "What happened? Why didn't you get married?"

Tom: "I took a second look."

Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!”

Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small.”

Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!”

Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?”

A couple is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes their lost. They spot a man down below and shout, “Excuse me, can you tell me where we are?”

The man below says, “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.

“I do,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Everything you have told me is technically correct, and yet it’s of no use to anyone.”

The man below says, “You must work in management.”

“We do. How did you know?”

“Well, you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help, and you’re in the same position as you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”