Show me where Stalin is buried...
... and I'll show you a communist plot.
The warehouse foreman walked up on a worker and caught him napping.
"Hey!" the foreman shouted. "Why aren't you working?"
"Because I didn't see you coming."
She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. "I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? "she asked.
"Are you married?" asked the lawyer.
"Yes, I am."
"Then, "he replied, "you have ground."
What is the best way to save face?
To keep the lower part shut!