Latest Jokes

Kid: Did you hear that there is a report of snew tomorrow.

Teacher: What's snew?

Kid: Nothing much, what's snew with you?

Cop: "Seen anything unusual?"

Me: "A dolphin with a hat, once."

Cop: "I mean around here."

Me: "Nah - they live in water."

I’m 30 years older than my wife. When she was born I was thirty times older than she.

When I was 40 she was 10 making me four times older.

When she was 20 years old I was 50 making me only 2.5 times older.

Last year when we married, she was 30 and I was 60, making me twice her age.

I figure before long we’ll be the same age...

The only time the world beats a path to your door...

Is when you're in the bathroom!