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Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"
Me: "There was a fly in my car."
S.W.A.T. Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do?"
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password...
It’s not stroganoff!
It's Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny ask the following qeustion, "Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?"
Mother: "Johnny, Santa brought all of them."
Johnny: "Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove and bat? The ice skates..."
Mother: "Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything."
Johnny: "Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?"
Pat O'Brian lay at death's door and he sent for a lawyer to make his last will. O'Brian's wife remained in the room while the lawyer was there. The lawyer said, "State your affairs briefly."
Mr. O'Brian: "Timothy Duggan owes me $5."
Mrs. O'Brian: "Good, sensible to the last."
Mr. O'Brian: "Patrick Kelly owes me $15."
Mrs. O'Brian: "Good, sensible to the last."
Mr. O'Brian: "Michael McKay, I owe $100."
Mrs. O'Brian: "My soul, listen to him rave out of his mind."
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