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$7.00 won 8 votes

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

8 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

While on a field trip to a local petting zoo Little Johnny breathlessly rushed up to his teacher and shouted out, "Teacher, teacher, I just saw a man making a horse!"

"Oh, Johnny, are you sure?" asked the teacher.

"Of course," said Johnny, "they were tacking on his feet as I walked by!"

9 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
2 votes

Texas makes me think of the old slogan "Remember the Alamo."

It seems that during that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing put his wife, of all people, on the battle line. She was shot by the enemy, shattered her patella, and had to be removed from the front line.

After the fighting was over, she divorced her husband, and sued for Alamo-knee.

2 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
$10.00 won 11 votes

Who invented high heels?

It must have been a lady who was continually being kissed on the forehead...

11 votes

posted by "Everleigh" |