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What type of dog does not bark?

A "hush" puppy.

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What exactly is junk?

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

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What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?

Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!

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After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.

"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."

The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"

"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."

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