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7 votes

What's the difference between 16.5 feet and former New York Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez?

No difference at all, they're both "A Rod"!

7 votes

posted by "Louis Phillips" |
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Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!”

Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?”

Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters!

Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
6 votes

1st man: "I think my Doctor has a vowel problem."

2nd man: "Don't you mean bowel problem?"

1st man: "No, it's the vowels. He changed the spelling of the Hippocratic Oath to Hippocritic and not only that, every time I visit his office I have to sign an IOU before He will see me."

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "David F Richeson" |
2 votes

What is the definition of the word 'jury'?

Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

2 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |