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Favorite this joke A store owner was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up on his left and erected a huge sign which read, "BEST DEALS".
He was shocked when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading, "LOWEST PRICES".
Panic ensued until he had an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read, "MAIN ENTRANCE".
First day as a police officer...
Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"
Me: "There was a fly in my car."
S.W.A.T. Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do?"
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password...
It’s not stroganoff!
It's Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny ask the following qeustion, "Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?"
Mother: "Johnny, Santa brought all of them."
Johnny: "Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove and bat? The ice skates..."
Mother: "Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything."
Johnny: "Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?"
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