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Michelle, is the commander of a Coast Guard cutter. When she gave her dad, Bob, a tour of her ship, he was impressed with the neatness of all decks. However, when Michelle brought Bob to her house, he couldn't believe the disorganization.

"Why is everything in its place on your ship," he asked, "but your house is such a mess?"

Michelle replied, "My house doesn't take 30-degree rolls."

6 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A man went into a store and bought a self help audio book...

It was called “How to Handle Disappointment”...

It was empty.

4 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

My wife is incredibly smart.

When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”

She already knew it was me.

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

Interviewer: "How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?"

Me: "That’s when I went to Yale..."

Interviewer: "That’s impressive. You are hired."

Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob."

9 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |