Latest Jokes

1st man: "I think my Doctor has a vowel problem."

2nd man: "Don't you mean bowel problem?"

1st man: "No, it's the vowels. He changed the spelling of the Hippocratic Oath to Hippocritic and not only that, every time I visit his office I have to sign an IOU before He will see me."

What is the definition of the word 'jury'?

Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening."